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[luvtrianglewoes]

Ahhh~ Such a nice day isn't it? The sun is out, the birds are chirping, and everything is beautiful right~~~?

[He's looking extra bright and cheerful today, and for a moment it even looks as if this video has no actual point to it. There's a pause.]

While this may be just a little late there is a certain girl by the name of Saki Mikajima that I would like to speak about. Through trial and errors I have found my match~ my match in love~. She is my ~princess~ and I, Kida Masaomi, couldn't be anymore happier.

[And just after he says this there is a flicker of a faint soft smile, because he actually could be happier...if Mikado and Anri were here. But well, that's not the point right now. He's happy in terms of love.

He smiles brightly.]

  

So I'm here to apologize to all the unfortunate ladies of Somarium that have been fighting over my boyish charm. Yes! I understand this will be a hard time for you ladies but just know that you're all a perfect 10's even if you cannot be the one in my heart!

 

[Annnd after that announcement the feed seems to shut off from there~

-- filtered to Izaya Orihara;

And that cheerfulness he had just before? You don't get any of that.]

 

...

Izaya-san [you bastard] I know you're here. You should come out and show yourself already instead of hiding in the shadows.

 

Comments

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

[ALL THE JEALOUSY IN THE WORLD]

YOU MADE AN UPDATE JUST TO ANNOUNCE THAT!?

[luvtrianglewoes]

[WHOA CALM DOWN BRO, chillax.]

Hmmm~? It seems pretty important to me~ I think it's good to let people know that Kida Masaomi is no longer single.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

[YOU CALM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE FOREVERALONE AND SOME DOUCHE IS GLOATING ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND. And whatever happened to that girl you were hooking me up with, huh?]

Grr... You can be a real pain in the ass sometimes, you know that?

1/2

[luvtrianglewoes]

[Oh. Right. Forgot about that.]

Hmm...I think I sense that someone is jealous!

[luvtrianglewoes]

But don't worry Harem-san~ With me out of the competition you'll get a girlfriend in no time!

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

That's beside the point! It's rude to everybody else to announce it just like this! A-Anyway, that definitely has nothing to with it!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Then tell me Harem-san, how is it rude~?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

All the single guys out here... We're mad about it! I mean-- They're mad about it!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Actually~ You're the only one that has complained so far.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

I'm, uh, speaking for them! All of them!

[luvtrianglewoes]

What about yourself~?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Th-That--

Don't change the subject!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Oh~? We're still the on the subject of defending the singles Harem-san!

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

No, we're talking about you being an asshole!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Hmm~? Harem-san, you should really learn to stick to one topic.

Single~ or no?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

I-I'm not answering that! [sob]

[luvtrianglewoes]

That could only mean yes, Harem-san.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

It's not! And how many times do I have to tell you that it's not Harem-san? It's Hideki!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Oh? Who's the girl?

[Harem-san.]

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

She's, uh... You wouldn't know her! Yeah, you wouldn't know her! That's it!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Then I hope you the best! Because unlike me you don't "brag" about having a girlfriend~

And I want to meet her.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Damn right I don't! Not that I don't want to, I just-- Not that isn't isn't worth bragging about, I mean! I bet you would but I just can't trust a playboy like you around her. She's a pure hearted girl -- perfect, even!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Uh uh~ Does this mean you can't trust her love for you and that I may take her heart without even trying?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

I'm not worried about that! I mean, I would be worried but... Th-That doesn't mean anything!

[luvtrianglewoes]

....

[Laughing.]

I believe you, it's okay.